The Horror Honeys: Holiday Honey Jam ~ 'A Patrick Swayze Christmas'

Holiday Honey Jam ~ 'A Patrick Swayze Christmas'

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will!
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!

Ah, the 90s. They were such simpler times. Mystery Science Theater 3000 was still on the air (though it's about to be again... maybe 2017 will actually be better), Patrick Swayze was still alive. The world was just a better place. In order to help you remember how wonderful the holidays were back then, tonight's Honey Holiday Jam is MST3K's classic, "A Patrick Swayze Christmas." Because who DOESN'T wish they could spend the entire holiday season roundhouse kicking idiots in the face? Now that is a Honey-approved Christmas!

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