|There was probably a chapter in that book titled,|
"How to Slip That Classy Dame a Mickey!"
Have you ever listened to this swinging holiday classic? Really listened? As a catchy background tune for your Christmas cocktail party, it's harmless enough. But then, you stop and analyze the lyrics...
Put some records on while I pour
The neighbors might think
Baby, it's bad out there
Say! What's in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there
Yup! That song that you love singing at holiday karaoke with your cutie cubicle mate is actually a Christmas ode to date rape. Think we're over-reaching? Let's keep reading...
I ought to say no, no, no sir
Mind if I move in closer?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay.
Baby, don't hold out.
Put that in your holiday pipe and smoke it. And then enjoy this special Holiday edition of Horror Jams, featuring one of the best creepy covers of Baby, It's Cold Outside, by Zooey Deschanel and Leon Redbone!