A Guest Honey Pilot Review with Katherine Wells
Falling Water (2016 - )
October has traditionally been a great time to head to the local cinema and enjoy a splatter movie with a bunch of other like-minded weirdos. For years, the Saw franchise dominated this, the spookiest of months, but there were also at least a few other offerings to choose from to get our scary on. 2016, however, is turning out to be a dud for October wide-release horror. We’ve got Ouija: Origin of Evil. That’s about it.
Thankfully, there is no shortage of great genre television. Fall 2016 brings us new seasons of Scream Queens and American Horror Story, The Exorcist TV series (ridiculously better than expected, and if you’re not watching, shame on you), and a new offering from the producers of The Walking Dead and Homeland, USA’s cryptic dream trip Falling Water, premiering October 13th.
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Falling Water follows three strangers who won’t be strangers for long: Burton (David Ajala), Taka (Will Yun Lee), and Tess (Lizzie Brocheré). All three are in professions that reward their highly intuitive natures (Burton is head of in-house security for an investment banking firm, Taka is an NYC detective, and Tess makes her living predicting youth fashion trends), and all three have been experiencing deeply unsettling dreams. For Tess, it’s the painful labor and delivery of a baby boy she never had. Burton is haunted by memories of the ex-girlfriend that got away. Taka’s burden is twofold: the time he spends in his waking hours caring for his catatonic mother is rivaled in its torment only by his dreams, which are plagued with visions of mom in various states of unrest and torture.
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The title of this (pilot) episode is “Don’t Tell Bill,” and the titular character (played by a magnetic Zak Orth) offers up the most explicit information we can hope to get about the mystery at hand. He is the narrator of the show and a puppet master of sorts, entreating a skeptical Tess with a quid pro quo: if she takes a nap next to a stranger and attempts to enter his dreams to glean information, Bill will present her with proof that she gave birth to that child she’s been dreaming about.
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Bill asks Tess to consider “the idea that we are all connected in ways that we can’t even understand yet.” What Burton and Taka have to do with Bill is not addressed directly, but there are plenty of indications that these two are mainlining funky imagery from the same Jungian brain soup that Tess is tapped into. The little boy that Tess never had shows up for Taka, not only in his dreams, but in a spooky moment in the real world. Taka’s catatonic mother makes an appearance in one of Burton’s dreams. All three characters encounter mentions of Topeka or Wichita, the significance of which isn’t fully explored yet. Tess and Burton even live in the same building. One gets the feeling that the three form a sort of Dark Tower-esque Ka-Tet whose destiny as a unit has not yet been made totally clear.
Making a Splash:
While Falling Water is certainly not straight horror, there are some delightfully disturbing images and moments in the premiere episode. It’s a little creepy, a little Sci-Fi, and a little dystopian. It’s also beautifully shot and edited, with music that gets downright sexy in the final scene. With its lovely flat grey and blue pallor, much of the show, even without its ample use of water imagery, gives the impression of being suffocatingly underwater.
Our three leads are wonderful actors, but the pilot episode places quite a bit more focus on the mystery at hand than it does giving us any real idea of who these somber, joyless people are. When Tess’s editor implores her to cheer up (“What happened to your smile?”), it’s laughable how hard it is to imagine Tess has ever flashed a carefree smile in her entire life.
|Burton smiles almost as much as Tess in this episode|
Guest Honey Rating: 3 out of 5 cups runneth over