|Cue the "surfers are badasses!" chatter that I'll be ignoring.|
What's in the trailer: The entire movie. Complete with the creature reveal and some feeding time. Nancy catches some waves, we get some classic "up the butt" surfing POV, and sigh blissfully that she had found "Paradise."
Unfortunately, "Paradise" comes with a massive shark and some idiots with GoPros. So there's that. We also get to see Nancy battle bravely for her life after having her thigh nibbled artfully by a shark with a much smaller jaw than the one CGI swimming next to her in the next shot... Can I also point out that sharks like this primarily survive on a diet of seals... lithe, fatty creatures... Blake Lively is neither of those things. But now I'm just nitpicking.
What I really want to know is why there aren't any movies made about the animals that really kill more humans a year... fucking MOSQUITOS, yo.
Are you prepared to wade into The Shallows?
I'll be watching Jaws.
The Shallows will be in theatres on June 29th