The Horror Honeys: Vampire Spooky Kid Saturday Jam ~ 'The Monster Squad Rap'

Vampire Spooky Kid Saturday Jam ~ 'The Monster Squad Rap'

Who can stop their deadly might?
Who will stand up for the right?
From the mouth of babes comes dynamite
The Monster Squad gonna groove tonight!
(cue pained groans)

Performed by a band called The Monster Squad, for the movie The Monster Squad, playing over the credits for The Monster Squad, is tonight's Vampire Spooky Kid Jam... "The Monster Squad!" Yeah... I'm aware. Where Michael Sembello's "Rock Until You Drop" is a classic horror kid tune for the ages, this utterly ridiculous rap track is enough to make you long for the subtle nuance of "Nightmare on My Street." So yeah, this song is ridiiiiculous. But what was an 80s/90s mainstream horror film without a jazzy mainstream rap tune to tell the audience, "Hey! Everything is cool now. Listen to how happily we're rhyming!" ~RH