The Horror Honeys: Revenge Wednesday Jam - '(I Wanna Be) Your Underwear'

Revenge Wednesday Jam - '(I Wanna Be) Your Underwear'

From the Kevin Federline collection, "Le Douche."

I wanna be the itch that you scratch - wanna be your 
chair when you relax 
I got to be your razor when you shave
Wanna be the habit that really makes you crave
I wanna be - your hot tub - when you're dippin' 
I wanna be - your bathrobe - when you're drippin' 
I wanna be - your cocktail baby - when you're sippin' 
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear 
I wanna be - your underwear

Bryan Adams is one of those dudes who somehow managed to just skate through the 80s and 90s as a rock star, despite the fact his songs were fairly stupid and there was nothing all that appealing about him.

Summer of '69? OH! Hahaha, it's a sex joke! HAHAHAHA! Hahaha. Ha.


"Please forgive me, I know not what I do..." Besides being a heavy-handed bible reference, just WHY should I forgive you if you don't know what the fuck you've done?

"The only thing that looks good on me is you?!?" 

Let's just face it. Bryan Adams is one creepy Canadian motherfucker. But never was he more absolutely awful than he was in this ultimate "fuck you" to personal space. He wants to bone this chick so much that he doesn't just want to get into her pants... he wants to BE them. And what girl hasn't dreamed of having a guy in between her legs sniffing her vag 24/7? Well ladies, if you ARE that girl, then the Honeys have found the guy for you. And he looks like this now:

Enjoy that hot, hot Bryan Adams ass. Shaving your legs.
I'm... I'm sorry. For all of this. Really. ~RH

As a palate cleanser... Enjoy!