The Horror Honeys: Can You EVER Trust a Billy?

Can You EVER Trust a Billy?

A Horror History "Top 13 Billy's List" with Revenge Honey Linnie

You can't swing a dead cat in the horror community would hitting a horror character named Billy. Seriously. I dare you to try. Whether it's because the name "Billy" gives off a good, down-home All-American vibe, or because screenwriters are lazy bastards and "Billy" is just the first name that pops into all of their minds, the world may never know. But just the same, we horror fans find ourselves with a plethora of characters from horror history bearing this less-than-remarkable moniker (sorry not sorry, guys named Billy).

So, what better day to pay tribute to a collection of grown men with little kid names than on Spooky Kid Saturday? Join the Honeys as we count down the Top 13 Best Billy's in Horror History!

"Billy" the doll in Dead Silence
Fuck this guy. Fuck him in the wooden ear.

"Billy" the puppet in Saw (seriously, Wan?)
Seriously? A tricycle? Is someone afraid of little girls too?

Billy (Zach Galligan) in Gremlins
Will still love you. We will always love you.

Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) in Scream
He is just SO 90s-looking I could die. Couldn't you die? I could die.

Billy (several people) in Black Christmas
We seeeeeeee yoooooou!

Billy Hitchcock (Sean William Scott) in Final Destination
This is literally the best thing ever. 

Billy of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
You cute little Billy bastard.

Billy Pardy (Nathan Fillion) in Slither
I prefer the term "professional crazed fan," thank you.

Billy (Robert Brian Wilson) in Silent Night, Deadly Night
You're pretty attractive for a killer dressed like Santa... 

Buffalo Bill (Ted Levine) in The Silence of the Lambs (it counts)
I mean... yeah, we might fuck you. We might.

Bill Whitney (Billy Whitlock) in Society
Double the Billy's, double the fun!

Billy/Billy Nordham (Michael Ironside) in Prom Night II
You may be a Billy, but you're also a bastard.

Billie Dean Howard (Sarah Paulson) in American Horror Story: Murder House (also counts)
HaHA! A girl Billie. Bet you didn't see that coming!

Did we miss YOUR favorite "Billy?"
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