The Horror Honeys: Top 10 Horror Video Game Hotties... You've Thought It Too.

Top 10 Horror Video Game Hotties... You've Thought It Too.

A Top Ten List from Revenge Honey Linnie & Head Honey Kat!


Miranda in Mass Effect 2: the 'bow chicka wow wow' scene


It's a fact of life when you are a horror gamer: sex and gaming kind of go hand in hand nowadays, and you can either whine about it, or lean into it. Head Honey Kat and I choose the latter, and as such, we spend a mildly disproportionate amount of time sharing screen shots of the creepily attractive people from whatever game we might be playing. As disorienting as it may be, MOCAP technology has lead to video game characters looking increasingly more human, and thus, more like the people portraying them. As such, they are generally quite nice to look at.

So we thought it might be fun to compile a list of our favorite video game hotties from horror video games! The list features five men and five women, ranked in order, leading up to the Number One, "Hummina" Horror Gaming Hottie of All Time!

Who is YOUR favorite attractive horror game character? Let Kat and me know on Twitter, using #horrorgamehotties!



10) Left 4 Dead 2 - Rochelle

9) Assassin’s Creed: Unity - Arno Dorian

8) Alice: Madness Returns - Alice

7) Heavenly Sword - Nariko

6) Silent Hill - Pyramid Head

5) God of War - Kratos

4) The Last of Us - Joel

3) Bayonetta - As Herself

2) Mass Effect 2 - Liara T’Soni

And the winner of the "Horror Honeys Hottest Horror Video Game Hottie" Award goes to...

1) The Witcher - Geralt of Rivia
What the... what?