The Horror Honeys: Spooky Kid Saturday Jam ~ 'Surfin' USA'

Spooky Kid Saturday Jam ~ 'Surfin' USA'

If everybody had an ocean
Across the U. S. A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californi-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U. S. A.

When you're a kid, horror comedies are a nice easy way to convince your parents to stop being so uptight. In our house, that movie was Teen Wolf, starring the one and only Michael J. Fox. I probably watched that damn movie every day for a month, and like any sane person, my favorite part was when Scott got to surf on top of a van driven by his best bud, Stiles, to one of the most popular Beach Boys tunes of all time. However, as an adult, I really just want this t-shirt:

If anyone is looking for a Hexmas gift for the Revenge Honey! ~RH