The Horror Honeys: Sci-Friday Jam ~ 'Barbarella Main Theme'

Sci-Friday Jam ~ 'Barbarella Main Theme'

Get me up high, teach me to fly
Electrify my life with starry lights
Above the stratosphere, bring your dearness near
Till the dawn comes tumbling down
(Don't make a sound - shhh)
Every word we need comes from the sky
Can't you read my eyes saying "love"
Woah you give me a cold shoulder
Still I'm dyin' girl to hold you and make love
Barbarella psychedelia
Never can a fella name or call you

Think what you will about Jane Fonda, but Barbarella is the fucking balls. It's a terrible movie; I think we all know that inherently. But it's the kind of terrible movie that makes you happy to be alive. Barbarella was a badass space vixen who sure did love the fellas. Clothed or unclothed, Barbarella was willing to face the dangers of a planet where new sins were invented every hour, and people really enjoyed their sex. Plus, without Barbarella, it is highly likely that Duran Duran would have a way less memorable name. SO BOW DOWN TO BARBARELLA, QUEEN OF THE GALAXY! Or you may be pleasured to death by Essence of Man. (Just roll with it.) ~RH