The Horror Honeys: Saturday Morning Horror 'Cartoon' ~ 'Helping Johnny Remember'

Saturday Morning Horror 'Cartoon' ~ 'Helping Johnny Remember'




I think the Honeys are pretty solidly on record as believing most kids are creepy little assholes just waiting for an excuse to murder you in your sleep. But thanks to this exercise in mind-fuckery from Ashleigh Nankivell, our worst fears have been confirmed...

Kids are ABSOLUTELY creepy little assholes just waiting for an excuse to murder you in your sleep.

Because, really, who the fuck wants to ever have a nightmare-free evening of rest of again, Nankivell took an old "social guidance" PSA called Helping Johnny Remember and turned it into the worst acid trip in history. Apparently, what Johnny needed to remember was that doing drugs with any of the surviving members of the Grateful Dead is never a great idea. Filled with horrific effects, demon children, creepy music, and the most unsettling lesson in not being a douche ever, Helping Johnny Remember is possibly the shittiest thing the Honeys have ever done to you.


But seriously, if we had to see it... so do you. Happy Saturday, monsters. ~RH



Ashleigh Nankivell