The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ Trailer for SCREAM QUEENS

Honey Buzz ~ Trailer for SCREAM QUEENS

Great tentacled lord, how do I begin with this.

The first official trailer for Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens has been released, and for the only time in my life that I will ever quote a dead eyed Emma Roberts character: "What fresh hell is this?"

Coming to Fox this Fall, the horror anthology series (because Ryan Murphy can't seem to do any other kind of series these days) will focus on a sorority house, Kappa Kappa Tau.

What's in the trailer: 20 years ago, a mysterious murder happened in the sorority house, and as per usual, it's time for the revenge related to this mysterious death to begin. Because, why the fuck not. Emma Roberts is Queen Bitch and the leader of the Sorority Sisters, also known as "The Chanels"

Sorry... I threw up in my mouth a little.

Due to the fact that the Dean of the University (a fabulously pissed Jamie Lee Curtis) despises everything that sororities stand for (bonus), KKT has been forced to accept every applicant to their pledge lineup this term. This means we get some stereotypical undesirables; a selection of overweight, nerdy, "outcasts" with no fashion sense, and Lea Michele.

With a promise to haze this class of pledges harder than ever, one thing leads to another and of course, shit goes haywire as a "man" in a Red Devil costume causes some unexpected mayhem. A hazing ritual becomes a homicide via a lawnmower death scene, which reminds me of a scene from Caligula, but whatever, I'm sure Ryan Murphy thought of it first. Also, Nick Jonas is in the cast. So there's that.

So, there's your first episode, and that's all from the trailer.

Luckily, one of the outcasts is also our main hero, but it looks like she'll fit in just fine with The Plastics The Chanels at Kappa Kappa Tau.

Shut. Up.

Just like any slasher film, everyone has a motive, right?