The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ Trailer for Joe Dante's BURYING THE EX

Honey Buzz ~ Trailer for Joe Dante's BURYING THE EX

Isn't it just the best thing ever when you're dating a COOL GIRL who loves sex, thinks all your jokes are funny, drinks beer, takes it in the butt, loves blowjobs and football, and is basically just like "one of the guys" but you get to have sex and not be gay? And OMG what an epic betrayal when she turns out to NOT be a COOL GIRL and is instead the "girlfriend from hell" who re-decorates the house that you share, implements a recycling program, and is just generally... female???

UGGHHHH worst ever.

Yeah. So... This trailer for Burying the Ex is supposed to be funny, and I'm sure I should be high fiving someone right now because of how rad it would be to be awkardly on the verge of breaking up with someone when a truck does the work for me.

Dudes have it real rough, y'know. Life sucks when all you want to do is drink beer, hang out with your buddies and fuck a hot chick every so often without all of that messed up relationship crap that goes along with it. At least, that's what Burying the Ex seems to be saying.

Totes hilarious.
The story is pretty simple, and I know it plays out every day all over the world, expect for maybe the zombie part: A guy's regrets over moving in with his girlfriend are compounded when she dies and comes back as a zombie.

Just when our dude thinks he can move on with his life, his nightmare ex comes back from the dead... and proceeds to make his life hell all over again. Only this time, she's a zombie so it's way grosser, and there's definitely some room for necrophilia jokes, so watch out for those. OH - and there's even some "goth" jokes. Thumbs up for those.

Will I be watching Burying the Ex? No. No I won't. 
But our Zombie Honey, Bella will be. 

Burying the Ex comes back from the dead 
to cockblock your awesome life on June 19th 2015. 

P.S.: We know this is really what you want.