The Horror Honeys: Sci-Friday Jam - 'David Duchovny'

Sci-Friday Jam - 'David Duchovny'

Sitting like a mindless clone
I'm wishing he would tap my phone
And just to hear the breath
Of the man, the myth, the monotone
David Duchovny, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, to debrief and to debug me
David Duchovny I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly, I'm gonna kill Scully!

The year was 1999 and everyone was in love with David Duchovny. Everyone. Even YOU. Don't pretend. The X-Files was giving sci-fi junkies their first true taste of the unknown on television in ages and there was no hero more brooding and delicious than Mulder. But while we were all sitting around in our rooms pining for David and wondering why he couldn't love us, singer/songwriter Bree Sharp put our collective adoration into words and crafted a hit pop song. The best part? The song is still catchy as hell all these years laters.

Bonus points for having an amazing video! Is that Brad Pitt on the set of Fight Club singing the lyrics to this song? George Clooney in a wig? Sarah Michelle Gellar doing a Buffy stab? Why yes, yes it is. Curse you, Bree Sharp! You thought of everything! ~RH

Updates!: We couldn't help but post this song again on the heels of the news that we're getting more of The X-Files soon. But in the meantime, let Bree Sharp put your Mulder-love to words, and re-visit Sci-Fi Honey Katie's favorite episodes!