The Horror Honeys: Revenge Wednesday Jam ~ 'Sooner or Later'

Revenge Wednesday Jam ~ 'Sooner or Later'



Sooner or later you're gonna decide

Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide

Baby it's time so why waste it in chatter?

Let's settle the matter
Baby you're mine on a platter

I always get my man
But if you insist, babe the challenge delights me

The more you resist babe, the more it excites me

And no one I've kissed babe ever fights me again

If you're on my list, it's just a question of when


I suppose this is only a revenge song if the idea of making out with Madonna in 1990 was a serious problem for you. And if it was... the fuck is wrong with you? Say what you will about her acting skills, but when they were casting the Dick Tracy film, there wasn't a singly person in the world more perfect for the role of Breathless Mahoney than Madge. She had the voice, she had the smolder, and she had the classic Hollywood style of a femme fatale to pull it off. Sure, she's not the most talented actress out there, but this role wasn't about acting... This role was about being herself. And ain't no one can play Madonna like Madonna. Because Madonna is the OG of being everything. ~RH