The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ Teaser Trailer for THE LAST WITCH HUNTER

Honey Buzz ~ Teaser Trailer for THE LAST WITCH HUNTER

Allright... I've been avoiding tidbits about The Last Witch Hunter for a little while, because frankly, I was good with Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters being the only witch hunting movie I would see for a few years. There's only so much witch hunting I can take before I start to get pissed off, and all of the promo photos being released were of Vin Diesel with a horrifying beard and it gave me the no-no feeling.

Supernatural films never really went away as a part of the natural ebb and flow of horror genre themes, but in the past few years, they have made up a larger percentage of films getting wide release and critical attention.

In The Last Witch Hunter, Vin Diesel plays an immortal warrior for "The Ax and Cross" which is presumably a secret order within the church (OMG totally like Van Helsing... woooaah) who has spent lifetimes hunting down... witches. I guess.  

The story: Diesel plays “Kaulder, an ancient warrior cursed with immortality after defeating the Queen Witch.” In modern times, Kaulder “partners with his natural enemy, a female witch (Leslie), to stop the covens of New York City from unleashing a plague on humanity.”

Michael Caine, ├ôlafur Darri ├ôlafsson, and Julie Engelbrecht round out the cast. 

Wait... if there are covens in NYC, I know where I'm moving next. 

I'm still not *quite* sure how I feel about this film, but I might just have some leftover Vin Diesel PTSD from all the weird misogyny in Riddick. 


Will I watch it? Yes. 
Will I be keeping an eye on more promo for the film? Definitely. I'm expecting at least 2 alternate posters, and the same amount of trailers to follow in the coming months.

The Last Witch Hunter is out October 23rd, 2015 from Lionsgate/Summit. 

(Source: MTV )