The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ Teaser for Human Centipede 3

Honey Buzz ~ Teaser for Human Centipede 3

I have to tell you, your Head Honey is REALLY excited about the final segment of The Human Centipede trilogy.

Now, it's not because I know that the whole series is brilliant (it's not), or that it's going to be a ground-breaking venture for the world of horror (it's not)... it's because I love the original film almost as much as director Tom Six does.

The Human Centipede Part 3 is a film about a guy inspired by the first film... and so... the third film follows the same track. Nothing, is EVER as good as the original (You can check my review HERE).

The story (mildly edited for my own amusement and some awkwardness): Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser - thank fucking GOD), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts - fingers crossed he's the final link in the centipede). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime - (the grand old US of A REALLY takes their *scared straight* shit to heart don't they?). Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

Sooooo yeah. Welcome to hell, I suppose. 

What's in the trailer: Inmates are forced to watch the first two films, which seriously don't deserve the kind of reaction they received... And then we're right into it. Instead of surgery, it looks like the inmate are actually just tied to each other and strapped to their "segments" with bondage-style feed bags. Personally, that kind of ruins everything that was actually horrifying about the first film. Focusing more on the fact that there is POOP involved seems to be Tom Six's goal. ANNALS (OMG the words anal is in there... heeee) "You'll never get the taste out of your mouth" (HEEEE OMG HE'S TALKING ABOUT POO IN YOUR MOUTH)

SO, we're all six... just like Tom. 

Trailer Highlight: Dieter Laser smearing his face in blood. It's hot. Don't even lie to yourself.

The Human Centipede 3 - after approximately THREE YEARS of doing fucking NOTHING will get a limited release
May 22nd 2015

If you're wondering, YES, I will totally be seeing this.