The Horror Honeys: Friday Favorites ~ Retro Horror Crushes!

Friday Favorites ~ Retro Horror Crushes!



Sometimes, the Honeys just have to fail that Bechdel Test and talk about hot dudes... It's not that we're #sorrynotsorry, but we kind of aren't sorry, like at all. There's no way to be a horror loving woman and NOT have an unhealthy crush (or two or three).  The 80s and 90s were full of reasons to love horror movies for ALL the wrong reasons. In a twist that should be unsurprising to everyone, our retro crushes seem to fall in the realm of the "bad boys" of horror movies... serial killers, supernatural revenge seekers, hellseekers, vampires, vampire lovers, murderers, and plate licking son of a guns... you really can't go wrong.

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Head Honey Kat - Liev Schreiber 

No one cares that you're a convicted killer, Cotton...

Revenge Honey Linnie - Chris Sarandon
She knows this was predictable. She doesn't care.

He can dig up my... bone... any day? The framework is there. Just go with it.

Hardcover Honey Jocelyn - Robert Rusler
Oh to be the intern who got to oil him up for this scene...

Gamer Honey Kaley - Gary Oldman
Hummina.

Anime eyes on a man... they totally work.

Horror TV Honey Lisa - Kiefer Sutherland
Yup. Every Honey is on board with this.

Slasher Honey Chassity - Bill Moseley
Hot men covered in blood. And missing the top of their skull.

Zombie Honey Bella - Tony Todd
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman...