The Horror Honeys: Honey Rage Buzz ~ You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are, SyFy.

Honey Rage Buzz ~ You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are, SyFy.


Live tweeting the cerebral abominations that are SyFy's Sharknado movies has become a Honey tradition, ever since the network decided that they would turn this synaptic misfire of a concept into a series. There isn't one soul out there who would claim these movies are good, but they hold a certain endearing charm, in their commitment to awfulness. With a bevy of Z-list stars and cameos from beloved genre actors like Wil Wheaton and Judah Friedlander, even if you hate-watched the Sharknado movies, they were at least mildly funny.

But with this latest casting announcement regarding Sharknado 3, I'm not laughing anymore, SyFy.

According to Variety, psychotic EXTREME right-wing whack job Ann Coulter is being paid to appear in Sharknado 3 as the Vice President. Now, let me state right off that this is NOT about politics. Conservative, liberal, whatever. All I care about is that you are a kind person and don't hurt anyone in your day-to-day life. Ann Coulter is NOT that kind of person. In fact, at one point I was borderline convinced that she was actually a Stephen Colbert-style experiment in character acting. Unfortunately, I think that was too much to hope for.

Think I'm exaggerating? Here are a few of Ann Coulter's finer moments:

“It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.”

“If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.”

"There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer."

"We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say." --arguing that it would be better if we were all Christian 

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
(If you are too young to remember this, Timothy McVeigh bombed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma city and killed 168 people, while injuring over 600)

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" 

So, no. Casting Ann Coulter as the Vice President is NOT funny. It's not even close to funny. It's fucking terrifying. And while I would never impose my views on the other Honeys, when the Sharknado 3 group live tweet happens this year, they will be proceeding without me. SyFy can cast their movie as they please, but I sure as shit will not be watching. ~ The Revenge Honey