The Horror Honeys: Saturday Cartoon Jam - 'The Cobweb Hotel'

Saturday Cartoon Jam - 'The Cobweb Hotel'



Spend the night at the Cobweb Hotel.
You'll find that the service is swell.
Now you needn't be shy.
I won't harm a fly.
Spend the night at the Cobweb Hotel.
Come into my parlor, please do.
In a while, all your cares will be through.
There'll be no rent to pay.
'Cause you'll be here to stay.
Spend the night at the Cobweb Hotel.


Now I won't pretend that I'm a huge fan of flies. They carry diseases, they're annoyingly buzzy, and they shit every time they land. But after watching this classic cartoon from Paramount and Adolph Zukor, I have to say... I might be looking at them a little differently from now on. That spider is a creepy-ass dick. And the song that opens the cartoon, also called The Cobweb Hotel, will be stuck in my head for week. So listen in, little flies, and maybe don't check into a hotel where you hear screaming... ~RH