The Horror Honeys: Friday Favorites ~ Secret Honey Horror Crushes

Friday Favorites ~ Secret Honey Horror Crushes



Sometimes, even the Honeys don't necessarily share everything about their horror lives (we know, SHOCKING!). Up until this moment, we've been keeping something from you, darklings. Each and every Horror Honey has... a secret horror crush. Some of them might be shocking. Some of them have been longstanding parts of Honey lives. Others, two Honeys might actually try to set up some sort of split custody arrangement over. But one thing is for sure. 

We all love Jeff Goldblum.


Do you have a secret horror crush? Let us know on Twitter, using #secrethorrorlove!

Head Honey Kat - Desmond Harrington
He could arrest us for murder ANY day.

Revenge Honey Linnie - JK Simmons
Those eyes... that beard... his impressive body... of work. Oy!

Sci-Fi Honey 1.0 Jen - Kevin Spacey
What is it about a handsome man covered in blood?

Sci-Fi Honey 2.0 Katie - Bruce Campbell
A goofy beauty back then, even more so today!

Hardcover Honey Jocelyn - Adrien Brody
Like a young Jeff Goldblum, this one. Sexy whooping crane 2.0.

Gamer Honey Kaley - Bela Lugosi
We uh... yeah. No comment. Too sexual.

Collective Honey sploosh. 

Horror TV Honey Lisa - Michael Rooker
Okay, probably the least secret crush on this list. But still counts.

Comics Honey Shannon - Amber Heard
We like our Amber Heard classy & brunette. You may disagree.
But you'd be wrong.


Slasher Honey Chassity - Sean Patrick Flannery
Seriously. Gorgeous man. Blood. The Honeys are done.