The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ American Crime...hello 90s.

Honey Buzz ~ American Crime...hello 90s.

As if I couldn't be MORE annoyed about the fact that Ryan Murphy's companion show to American Horror Story, American Crime, is even happening...OR the fact that they've decided to tackle one of the most sensationalized court cases in recent memory. Casting has begun for the first season: The People vs O.J. Simpson, with Cuba Gooding Jr portraying OJ, AHS series favorite Sarah Paulson as Marcia Clark and today, according to THR, David Schwimmer has been added to the cast. He'll be the Kardashian in the courtroom.

Who WOULDN'T hire this lawyer?

Sidenote: I wonder if Kim and her vapid sisters will make an appearance. They obviously made money off of it...

Oh yeah, I can totally see it.
American Crime has also altered their storyline a little, and added some more information about the series' focus:
The 10-episode first season examines the O.J. Simpson trial as told from the perspective of the lawyers and is poised to explore the chaotic behind-the-scenes dealings and maneuvering on both sides of the court. More significantly, it will display how a combination of prosecution confidence, defense wiliness and the LAPD's history with the city's African-American community gave a jury what it needed: reasonable doubt.

I'm not on board, Mr. Murphy. No, sir.