The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ WATCH International Trailer for 'Jupiter Ascending'

Honey Buzz ~ WATCH International Trailer for 'Jupiter Ascending'

It feels like we've been trying to get excited about Jupiter Ascending for a really fucking long time. 

If you're unfamiliar, Jupiter Ascending, reaches beyond our planet into the realm of the galactic to follow Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), a humble housekeeper who learns that not only is humanity just a small part of a vast interplanetary corporate system run by the cold-blooded Balem (Eddie Redmayne, who utterly annoys me for some reason), but Jupiter herself is the reincarnation of royalty, and destined to rule Earth.



The new international spot (watch it above, and watch out for subtitles) presents the most streamlined overview of the film’s plot. As Jupiter is thrust into her role as our planet’s savior, she’ll have help in the form of Stinger (Sean Bean, hooray!), who has been modified with bee DNA and lives on Earth as an exile, and Caine (Channing Tatum), who is half-albino and part wolf, which honestly makes no goddamn sense, but whatever.

The holdover on release dates can be perceived as good or bad...studios do typically release their "not so hot" properties at the beginning of the year when everyone is hungry for something, anything at the box office after the glut of OMG OSCAR TIME releases. The good side? The $150 million film’s complex visual effects reportedly needed more time for polishing, and honestly, good for them, as Jupiter Ascending looks extremely dependent on CGI to set the scenes.

Jupiter Ascending will be released on February 6th, 2015, and you can be sure that there will be more of a marketing push through the holiday season and the dreaded awards time.