The Horror Honeys: Hardcover Thursday Jam ~ 'A Picture of Dorian Gray'

Hardcover Thursday Jam ~ 'A Picture of Dorian Gray'



When I'll buy my mansion 
I'll invite the world to stay

So everyone can see a picture of Dorian Gray

We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea

And there's a thousand midget Russians in midget submarines
You can come and stay

You can bring your friends

You can come and stay for a day

And see a picture of Dorian Gray


A Picture of Dorian Gray by novelist Oscar Wilde is one of the most iconic ghost stories of all time with good reason. It's enduringly creepy and it plays on every human being's inherent sense of vanity (whether they want to admit it or not). So leave it to British post-punk band Television Personalities to craft a fun little tune around a day in the life of Wilde's spoiled protaganist (?). Enjoy your Hardcover Jam for today and always remember kids, Revenge Honey is convinced there is portrait of Elijah Wood aging in his attic...