The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ NPH & David Burtka Joining the "Freak Show..."

Honey Buzz ~ NPH & David Burtka Joining the "Freak Show..."

Fuck you, Ryan Murphy. Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery. I had JUST made the decision to give up on this dumpster fire that you call American Horror Story: Freak Show and then you have to go and add Neil Patrick Harris to the roster?

According to E!, NPH and husband David Burtka will appear in the final two episodes of Freak Show, with Neil playing a salesman and David playing a fella who goes toe-to-toe with Jessica Lange's Elsa Mars. BUT THE JOKE IS ON YOU, MURPHY! If you were really as clever as you and Gwyneth Paltrow seem to think you are, you wouldn't have told me which episodes NPH will show up on. Because rather than being forced to tune in in hopes of catching a glimpse of my favorite showtune spouting hotting, I now know EXACTLY when I have to come back to what I already consider the worst season of AHS since two seasons ago.