The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ Excited for Labyrinth 2? Too Bad...

Honey Buzz ~ Excited for Labyrinth 2? Too Bad...



Yesterday, buried in an unrelated story, Variety reported that Henson Co. was working on a sequel to the 80s classic Labyrinth, which starred David Bowie and his epic codpiece. The entire Internet lost its collective mind, but as usual, we at the Honeys remained calm, because any "breaking news" on a sequel to a classic is met with this face:


And as per usual, we were right.

Sources reported to Entertainment Weekly today that while Henson is working on a Fraggle Rock film and a real sequel to The Dark Crystal, there is no, we repeat NO sequel to Labyrinth being made. So if you were one of the shorts-splooshers yesterday, we hate to break your bubble, but the epic package of David Bowie will remain firmly in the possession of Iman.