The Horror Honeys: Revenge Wednesday Jam - 'Tyler'

Revenge Wednesday Jam - 'Tyler'



I find a window in the kitchen, and I let myself in
Rummage through the refrigerator, find myself a beer
I can't believe I'm really here, and she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch, and her anxious breath!
I stumble in the hallway, outside the bedroom door
I hear her call out to me, I hear the fear in her voice
She pulls the covers tighter, I press against the door
I will be with her tonight!


Another Wednesday, another terrifying track that should have women responding as follows:


I don't know who Tyler is or why the Toadies are so obsessed with her, but hopefully when lead singer Vaden Todd Lewis gets in her bedroom, she has a big-ass knife waiting under her pillow for him. That's how I've always imagined this twisted love song ending, anyway.

Can you blame me? ~RH