The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz: 'Town That Dreaded Sundown' Trailer is Here...

Honey Buzz: 'Town That Dreaded Sundown' Trailer is Here...



And... sigh. This trailer is literally everything I would expect from Jason Blum and Ryan Murphy for a remake of an understated (albeit cheesy) serial classic. Spoiler alert: that isn't a good thing.

Watch the trailer after the jump: if you think you can stand it.

In two and half minutes, we have screaming naked girls, the hint of an unnecessary supernatural plot line, a stupid Jigsaw voice, and more scenes shrouded in so much darkness that you can't tell what the fuck is going on than you can shake a stick at. Basically, it's every other Blumhouse movie, but with the added nega-benefit of being a pseudo-meta remake. Again, I say...

Sigh.

But, watch the trailer below and let me know what YOU think. The film will be screening for critics at Fantastic Fest, so we should know more soon. ~ Linnie

The original? Yes. Yes, I will.