The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz: Nic Cage Takes on His Greatest Role Yet... White Guy.

Honey Buzz: Nic Cage Takes on His Greatest Role Yet... White Guy.

Are you... is he... winking at me? I don't know what is going on.

The six most off-putting words in the English language? "Starring Nicolas Cage and Hayden Christensen." Seriously... which casting director was in charge of this film and thought, "GENIUS! I'm going to pair one of the most hated actors in history with a guy who would star in a commercial for Mexican tampons and we shall have a HIT!" But anyway. Outcast is coming out in 2015 and it has a trailer!

Congratulations on your recent diploma from the 90s-era Keanu Reeves School of Acting.

Apparently, Outcast is about Nicolas Cage, who plays a warrior known as the "White Ghost" who teams up with Hayden Christensen, playing a human being known as, "That Kid Who Ruined Star Wars With His Bullshit." Only these two caucasian fellows can help the daughter and son of a deposed Chinese emperor defeat their uncle, who wants them dead. We can discuss the arrogance of this kind of filmmaking at a later date. In the meantime, watch the trailer below and let us know what you think!

And while it's not easy to tell from a trailer, I am going to go ahead and call Outcast as a solid Category 4 on the Nicolas Cage Performance Spectrum. But this one has potential Category 5 written all over it. ~RH