The Horror Honeys: Honey Buzz ~ GWAR's Badass Female Vocal Addition

Honey Buzz ~ GWAR's Badass Female Vocal Addition


Meet Vulvatron, a spiky purple Amazon whose massive (prosthetic) breasts occasionally shoot geysers of blood out onto her hapless audience. Vulvatron is not dancing, or breathing fire, or keeping the slaves in line (though one assumes she’ll be adept at all three). For the first time since the departure of dancer and backing singer Slymenstra Hymen (Danielle Stampe) in 2000, GWAR has a female member, and she’ll be joining  Blothar (Mike Bishop) as co-frontperson. 

Yes, much like Jack Nicholson's Joker, it takes TWO bloody villains to replace Oderus Urungus! 

Vulvatron, who made her debut at the band’s recent Riot Fest gig in Chicago, marks a shift in the way GWAR female personnel have been presented onstage. Before, GWAR women like Amazina, Temptress, and to an extent Slymenstra were relegated to bit parts. Vulvatron commanded a central role, stepping away from her mic only long enough to battle her monstrous bandmates or spray the audience with goo. She’s played by Kim Dylla, an accomplished clothing designer and musician in her own right, and her appointment as the new high priestess of GWAR is going to make some waves.
The best part about all this is that Vulvatron "gets to be a monster instead of a princess," and that's some Honey approved shit right there.

For more of this awesome article on Vulvatron and the future of GWAR, check out the link below, because all of the other sites reporting about it, have nothing but photos of her ass or her tits shooting blood. It's worth mentioning that EVERYONE on a GWAR stage is pretty much naked...but hey, no one wants to talk about gross naked dudes, right? 

Like, seriously.

Stay classy, heavy metal, you've got a long way to go.