The Horror Honeys: February Honey Jam - 'Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis'

February Honey Jam - 'Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis'

Twisted Love Song Edition

I've got desperate desires and unadmirable plans
My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent
Bring you back to the bar
Get you out of the cold
A sober, straight face gets you out of your clothes

If you've ever wondered what is going through a guy's mind when he takes advantage of a girl who has had too much to drink, wonder no more. This song from indie/emo band Brand New answers that question and *News Flash* it's unpleasant. Not only is our main fellow aware that the girl in question is "a drunk and scared," but he states that he almost feels sorry for what he's about to do. So essentially, this song is about love if you think that date rape is romantic. And in the world of this song, where the smell of smoke and gin-breath are considered aphrodisiacs, that's about as twisted as you can get. ~RH