The Horror Honeys: February Honey Jam - 'Little Red Riding Hood'

February Honey Jam - 'Little Red Riding Hood'

Twisted Love Songs Edition




What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe


Sam the Sham, you creepy bastard! Don't even pretend this song wasn't about you leering up on some poor teenage girl who was probably minding her own business, just going to the 5 & 10 for a malt or whatever. However, people still love your jam, because you're all charming and offering to chaperone Miss Hood through the woods. But we see through you Mister. And you won't be eating… anything, sir. Jerk. ~RH