The Horror Honeys: The 31 Days of Hexmas!

The 31 Days of Hexmas!


Every October we get this deliciously giddy feeling... like something wicked is coming to get us, whether we're ready for it or not... Thankfully, a Horror Honey is always prepared.  In honor of the happiest month of the year, we present to you "The 31 Days of Hexmas!" Tweet us at The Horror Honeys, using #Hexmas, and tell us YOUR favorite part of October!



1. On the First Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, a banned cartoon from Disney!



2. On the Second Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, the best werewolf transformation in history!



3. On the Third Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, A Bordello of Blood, the full movie!


4. On the Fourth Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, the best sexy dance scene from an 80s vampire movie!



5. On the Fifth Day of Hexmas, Sci-Fi Honey gave to me, spooky caramel apples from Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory!


6. On the Sixth Day of Hexmas, Supernatural Honey gave to me, the perfect Wildfox robe for outside rituals or just being shadowy!



7. On the Seventh Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, The most shocking scene in cinema history!! Well, at least for 1960...


8. On the Eighth Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, a seasonal favourite from the Sanderson's three!


9. On the Ninth Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, the very first episode of America's favourite creepy family!


10.  On the Tenth Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me some hair of the dog that bit the shit out of me.
Bloodthirsty Mary's recipe
11. On the Eleventh Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, an adorable love song from Jack & Sally!

12. On the Twelfth Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, a killer so cute he makes their little black hearts go "squeeeee!"



13.  On the Thirteenth Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, a selection of delicious treats from Cunningham Bakery!





14. On the Fourteenth Day of Hexmas, Monster Honey gave to me, some of the most amazing pumpkin carving patterns from ZOMBIE PUMPKINS that can be downloaded for FREE!


15. On the 15th Day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, some free FEARnet Facebook gifts to make your friends squeal with glee!



16. On the Sixteenth Day of Hexmas, Dark Comedy Honey gave to me, a prudent To-Do List for a night of purposeful villainy.


17. On the Seventeenth Day of Hexmas, Head Honey gave to me, a classic pants-off graveyard dance-off tune from Pet Sematary!


18. On the Eighteenth Day of Hexmas, Sci-Fi Honey gave to me, a trippy USB key that's straight out of Terminator 3!


19. On the Nineteenth Day of Hexmas, Head Honey gave to me, the extended version of Thriller, because THAT'S how we party!


20. On the Twentieth Day of Hexmas, the Revenge Honey gave to me, a ballerina that knows how to be gorgeously stabby!


21. On the Twenty-First Day of Hexmas, Monster Honey gave to me the best bloody Sangria recipe for your next spooky party! 

Get the recipe here!
22. On the Twenty-Second Day of Hexmas, Head Honey gave to me, the gift of short horror films that you can watch from your mobile for free!

Click HERE!
23. On the Twenty-Third Day of Hexmas, a special trip down memory lane, a favorite of every Honey! 


24. On the Twenty-Fourth Day of Hexmas, the Revenge Honey gave to me, the creepiest (awesome) scene in Family Guy history!


25.  On the Twenty-Fifth Day of Hexmas, The Horror Honeys gave to me, a collection of the Top 10 Horror Movie Cliches that you just can't unsee!  


26. On the Twenty-Sixth Day of Hexmas, The Revenge Honey gave to me, her favorite drawing from Edward Ghorey!



27. On the Twenty-Seventh day of Hexmas, Supernatural Honey gave to me, a pair of witchy leggings from Black Craft, the perfect Hexmas accessory.



28. On the Twenty-Eighth day of Hexmas, Head Honey gave to me, her favorite part of Fantasia, prepare to let your ghosts run free...


29.  On the Twenty-Ninth day of Hexmas, the Horror Honeys gave to me, and invitation to celebrate a Happy Bloody Birthday with our darling Revenge Honey


30. On the Thirtieth day of Hexmas, Zombie Honey gave to me, a creepy awesome tune from Gnarles Barkley! (and a video featuring furries?)


31. On the Thirty-First day of Hexmas, our countdown draws to a close! The Horror Honeys thank you for joining us on our 'till the end and putting up with our horrible prose...  All day long we'll update this space, with our bestest Hexmas treats! 


Midnight - Marilyn Manson can sing #HeadHoney to sleep any day <3

9am - On this glorious Hexmas morning, the Revenge Honey gave to me, the reason she's afraid of dentists, thanks to a pop-culturally permissive family!


Seriously. They thought, "Hey! It's a musical! Must be totally okay!"

10:30am: Another Hexmas treat that the Honeys gave to me, was a terrifying collection of clips of Gollum being sexy!

Good luck getting this out of your head today!


11:45am: Another treat on Hexmas from the Supernatural Honey: her favorite classic Halloween special from TV!



12:45pm: As the first treat of Hexmas afternoon, the Honeys gave to me, a diagram that charts out the probable future of a few of your favorite ladies!

Posted without mentioning which Honeys this applies to...
3:00pm: Head Honey can't deny her love for this Tarantino flick, and if you can find a better speech about pussy?  Fuck it.



4:00pm: The Revenge Honey is tired of rhyming, so she's just going to let this kickass dance number from Evil Dead: The Musical do it for her!



5:30pm: Head Honey has a thing for Robot Chicken... HORROR FRIENDS FOREVER



7:00pm: Head Honey's go-to "walking home ready to fuck shit up" tunes courtesy of Knife Party!



9:30pm: The Revenge Honey's last Hexmas treat for you kids is a lovely little gif of her favorite gooey, stabby scene from a film ever, courtesy of The Sentinel!



11:00pm: It's almost #Hexmas midnight, kittens... It's time for some White Zombie...


11:59pm: Michael Myers' Top 10 kills...the perfect end to a perfect Hexmas.