A Zombie Honey Trailer Alert by Bella
Okay listen: I am, like, 99.9% likely to watch anything you tell me has Traci Lords in it. I’m also 110% likely to watch anything with sharks, despite my otherworldly fear of them. So, telling me there is a movie out there wherein Lords is a detective hunting a bunch of women prisoners, who are being hunted by ancient sharks in a swamp, is like telling me here “here, eat this brownie.” BECAUSE I’M GONNA!
This gem of a movie, aptly titled Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre, is completely cashing in on the sharkpocalypse that has been happening since the first Sharknado. And by cashing in, I mean: hey look, another ridiculous shark movie on SyFy that I’ll totally watch in footie pajamas with popcorn and cola.